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OMG I’m on a dream boat imaginary cruise and I’m doing edibles bcus I don’t want to smoke in the Old Hollywood beached yacht I chartered. The Chordettes Mr. Sandman on repeat while I eat these sweet Easter Girl Scout Cookies pale frosted cupcakes and just … yeah. Bouncing from one heavenly trampoline angel poof cloud to another with that bass line and reverb echoing little tiny hand spanking along with Daddy confirming… Read more: Girl Scout Cookie Sandman

Tackling migraine headaches with multiple remedies.

What did the nice young man say to the much older stoner MILF?

How many days a month should you start out by getting stoned?

Is this a good thing or no?

This year is not a very stoner Christmas, but … I have a vision of a very green and leafy Christmas next year, all sparkling with little sticky crystals and the distinctive aroma of very special Christmas trees.

Because smoking pot helps me sleep.

Why I’m not smoking on the smokiest day of the year.

What it sounds like when you hit the bong with earplugs stuffed in your ears

Does the stoner MILF of your dreams grow her own weed?

Barefoot & bathed in red light, T-MILF Delia exhales smoky breath in your face

Stoner MILFs love flowers of all kinds … like the chrysanthemum.

Does getting high help you do housework?

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